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Two bags of jelly beans, a ten-year old and a Tilt-A-Whirl.

 37 weeks and counting. Things could go at any minute, so you'll know when you know. Thanks to everyone for gifts, diapers, homemade onesies, baby shower planning, diapers, fluffy cutesie little clothes, helping paint the nursery, diapers, Milliken's Legato carpet tiles, my wife and diapers. Not my wife in diapers, just that diapers seem to be the easiest and most straightforward thing to buy. You know the kid will grow into whatever size you buy (unless you grab something in a 38 waist) and you know they'll be put to use, even if it's only to shammy down the car with. New ones, not used.

posted by: Jiggsy at 05/25/05 12:24 | link | comments (6) |

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#1  25 May 2005 - 16:12

 

Oh who are you kidding? You know you're going to wipe down your car with poopy diapers.

Good luck! Hope your kid is born on my birthday. I mean, look how I turned out!

Anonymous

#2  13 January 2006 - 19:25

 

So, did your wife have that baby yet or what?

Anonymous

#3  23 January 2006 - 10:42

 

SO!?!?!? Boy or Girl?

I have a confession to make, and making it on the public comments section of a blog you haven't updated in almost a year gives me some kind of sick satisfaction. Man, I wish I had told you how I felt about you when you started dating AH back in college during the play you were in. Things might have been different.

Anonymous

#4  13 December 2006 - 00:32

 

Well, it was a girl for anyone who would check back. I'm attempting a new blog at the above address.

And, since you put out such a juicy and mysterious comment on, you'll be part of the first post!

Anonymous

#5  13 December 2006 - 00:33

 

http://hoistdatrag.blogspot.com/

Anonymous

#6  12 June 2007 - 14:56

 

The blog name has been changed, but the song remains the same: http://mattersplatter.blogspot.com

Anonymous

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