Crankcase

Two bags of jelly beans, a ten-year old and a Tilt-A-Whirl.

The deadly answer.

Yes, this nasty little meteor of puffed rice is the product. It ranks just below quartz on Mohs Hardness Scale and is only slightly tastier. Now at least I understand what the little encephalitic child is doing to the poor orange crab. She's either feeding him one of these mouth shredding wonders or is planning to crush him with it. Judging from the flailing pincers, I'm going with option two.

I plan to buy more Asian product mascots and let you take a guess on the product first. Thanks for playing!

posted by: Jiggsy at 12/01/04 16:54 | link | comments (3) |

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#1  02 December 2004 - 12:22

 

What the hell is it? It looks like petrified rice krispies.

Anonymous

#2  02 December 2004 - 19:09

 

Nice, I was really close!

Greg

Anonymous

#3  02 December 2004 - 22:12

 

I tried responding to your previous post before you posted the answer, but it didn't work. What's up with that!? Anyway, I was gonna say it was a tasty cure for crabs (a.k.a. pubic lice). I wasn't that far off.

Anonymous

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