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Here's the Answer.

It's the Rival Combination Bean Slicer and Pea Huller. No more wasting hard earned dollars on those fency-schmency cans of French cut green beans! Just stick them through this little jobber and it'll turn your fresh green beans into long wet green strings. Appetizing!
I'm not sure how it's supposed to hull peas without turning them into a useless paste. Unless the French have some use for that along with their shoestring green beans. They'd call it something like pate vert and charge a fortune for it.
I do like old farm tools and such, but this one just seems a bit odd even for me. Granted, ones selling on eBay look like they've been lying in a farmer's field since the Dust Bowl, so it may become a nice collector's item. Still is odd, though.
