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A thirtysomething living in the Armpit of America, New Jersey. With a wife, a house, a four-legged bullet named Maggie and a child on the way.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Back in the saddle again. And with XP. Got a hopped up new computer at work, a geek’s equivalent of a V-8 hemi with twin superchargers and a full bottle of nitrous. Numbers crunch and fall before it like soldiers in front of Lord Sauron. The only drawback? The machine is still only as fast as the network it’s hooked into. I wrote this paragraph, with editing, during the wait time for a single network window to open. Time to call the IT department and ask them to shovel more coal into the server’s boilers.

Outside of that, things are going well. My workload is lightening up, maybe a little too light. You know you need work when you start to ponder the best way to remove the dust that forms on the side of your keyboard keys.

I managed to keep active at the gym and it’s starting to show benefits. The bread dough stomach has the faintest hint of definition, something I haven’t seen since crew team in college. The arms are getting those deep creases in between the muscles and the bone that makes even me hot for me. I feel like a champion prizefighter. I know I still have a load of work but I can at least go down to the beach this summer without those bastards from Greenpeace trying to roll me back into the ocean.

More soon. Honest Injun.

posted by: Jiggsy at 03/31/04 13:31 | link | comments |

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

It’s been too long. Way too long. Three weeks and change and my life has been defined almost solely by my workload. Long days in the office, equally long ones in the field, even an extended Saturday spent marching through mucky, goose-crap infested lawns and the semi-wild edges of prominent towns. No work done on the house, no time spent at the gym, nothing to mark my comings and goings other than hours on a timecard. My brain and body both feel like a wad of cookie dough. No more.

I managed to make it to the gym last night. I convinced myself that if I didn’t go last night, I’d probably let another month’s worth of membership slide away. Even though I forgot all my gym clothes, even sneakers (thank you Target), I went. What should have been a mass of aches and pains was a baptism of endorphins. Even after a half hour of running and another twenty on the bike I felt beyond wonderful. The one great advantage to exercising indoors versus outdoors: magazines. Second great advantage: climate control.

Speaking of climate control, we’re getting what is hopefully the last dying breath of an old man called Winter. Something oddly unsettling about seeing crocus flowers getting blanketed by snow. Unsettling, yet hopeful, too.

My dad always calls the last snow of the season the onion snow. Supposed to be that you’ll get a good crop of onions if you get the bulbs in before the last snow. It sets the bulbs, or so I’ve been told. I wonder what this snow will do to the onions I overwintered in the garden? I’ll be ticked if they keel over now.

I always wondered why we don’t celebrate the equinoxes better. I mean really, January is no month to start a New Year in. Bleak skies, stick figure trees, snow, and all but the hardiest of creatures roaming about. February is just as spiritually inhospitable, often more so. Brilliant idea to stick Valentine’s Day in a month where everything is as dead and lifeless as Edwards run for President. Jumpers should be falling from the bridges like paint flakes.

But March starts looking up. Flower bulbs long forgotten poke their emerald lances upward. Buds start to stretch and leaf out. Almost without notice, the robin (Merula migratoria) suddenly reappears, head twisted slightly to one side, listening for a fresh crop of earthworms to move. Canada geese, those magnificent crapping machines, blare out their return in staggered V formation. Sure, the occasional snowstorm might roll through in March, but you know it’s not going to last. All right, we did have a doozy of a storm last year around this time, but that was either a fluke or the start of global warming changes (I’ll go with the first choice, but keep tabs on the storm we’re having now). Spring is the one time where change is inevitable and no one is fighting that fate. You damn near root for it.

A Persian friend recently explained to me that her family’s New Year starts on the first day of spring. They give gifts to one another, dance and drink, really welcome Spring in properly. Considering we regularly pilfer other culture’s holidays for an excuse to drink (c’mon, did you really know what Cinco de Mayo is before the beer ads started showing up for it?), why isn’t there some sort of Spring Day holiday in America?

We could simply start with a few spring themed drinks (the Sunflower Highball, the Snake in the Grass, the Spring Fever) and go from there. Happy Equinox everyone!

posted by: Jiggsy at 03/16/04 11:59 | link | comments |

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